Let There Always Be A Stage

me!

Long live the king!

Of course it's happening in your head, by why on Earth would that means that it's not real?

Im not crazy but to prove that I would have to tell you some even crazier things.

Growing old but never growing up.

C'est en faisant n'importe quoi qu'on devient n'importe qui.

Anyone worth knowing has been called crazy at some point. The people worth knowing are the ones who are called crazy everyday.

Blackholes are the result of Chuck Norris dividing the universe by zero.

Nobody cares that you can't dance, just get up and dance because not a shred of evidence exists to suggest that life should be taken seriously.




dad: those people on that tumblr website are gonna kidnap you one day
me: dad they barely even leave their room
Reblogged from hating-ponchos on May 29, 2012

Her name is a nine letter word and it rhymes with bitch.

Her name is a nine letter word and it rhymes with bitch.

(Source: youhavetoloveyourselffirst)

Reblogged from hating-ponchos on May 29, 2012

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(Source: surferdude182)

Reblogged from ciara-catherine on May 29, 2012

teddypup:

YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN

YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY 17 

DANCING QUEEN, FEEL THE BEAT

OF THE TAMBOURINE OOH YEAAAAH

Reblogged from chbing11 on May 29, 2012

heyitspj:

m4ge:

likethedickens:

HE’S BACK

this man is the best storyteller ever

I love this man.


melktea:


Man who had his face eaten my another man in Miami, FL.

Fuck shit damn piss omg. I’d be like, kill me now kthx.

melktea:

Man who had his face eaten my another man in Miami, FL.

Fuck shit damn piss omg. I’d be like, kill me now kthx.

(Source: stickiemickie)


princeofdoki:

psiioniiphiile:

pokem0an:

and it happened in florida
everything starts in florida
we’re all going to die nice knowing you all 

I live in Georgia.
Help. I have never been this close to a threat before.

well that’s actually kinda scary
fuck

princeofdoki:

psiioniiphiile:

pokem0an:

and it happened in florida

everything starts in florida

we’re all going to die nice knowing you all 

I live in Georgia.

Help. I have never been this close to a threat before.

well that’s actually kinda scary

fuck

(Source: )


The awkward moment your daughter doesn't care about the fertility vase of the Undabelly Tribe

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

And you’re there like

“Who are you?”

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Someone calculated the points of every Whose Line cast member:

icantfeelmyarms:

edfreemaybe:

Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425
Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5
Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5
Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000
Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
Denny Segal: 1,059,560
Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450
Kathy Greenwood: 59,810
Stephen Colbert: 12,000
Kathy Griffin: 5,000
Ian Gomez: 4,000
Jeff Davis: 3,300
Josie Lawrence: 3000
Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500
Patrick Bristow: 1,000
Robin Williams: 1,000
Kathy Kinney: 50

The points mattered to someone


LOKITTY

LOKITTY

(Source: im-mr-darkside)


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